3. Oh my God! A crocodile is on the street, and he is crossing it! Maybe it's something wrong with my mind? It would be good to go to doctor... Oh no,the crocodile is coming from the bookshop! Oh my God! The crocodile was teleportating!!! Did he say something? I need to call my brother fireman... No, no, I need to call police. Yes, police.

4. One beautiful evening, a crocodile was walking in the park, and he thought: "I need to go to the bookshop, to buy "Motoworld", what about Ben told". He go to Oxford Street, crossed it and entered a bookshop. But the salesman was very scared, and advised crocodile to go to another bookshop. Crocodile was very upset, and left the shop. He don't want to go to another bookshop. He looked up at the sky and murmured "The weather will be horrible again. I don’t like the clouds at all". And that how the story ends.

5. So listen! There was some bro, named crocodile. At one day, he was at the street. Looking for drugs. HA-HA-HA! Good one! So, the crocodile enter the shop named "Bookshop". But the man, that is selling books, was very shocked and upset. He dosent even say "Watssup cro!?" HA-HA-HA! Yo, man, really good one. Salesman just pissed off this crocodile. So then, my pure bro crocodile, understand, that things is fuck't up, and went away. You don't believe me, man? Why?

6.Ok, I just needed to go to the bookshop, and buy a magazine about motorbikes. I crossed the street, entered a bookshop. And salesman laughed at me and said: "I had none of them anymore!". He notice, that I'm not a crocodile. And even the weather was therrible at evening... Stupid reality-show... I was starting with Chekhov, and finished like this...

7. A crocodile named Ban (3 meter, 123 kg) was crossing the Street at 9.18PM, 23.09.05. He entered in a bookshop (called "Bookshop"(owner named Bill Sharington) at Oxford street 149c. A salesman was in there alone (salesman named Carlos Pedro, 1,69m high, 56 kg). He was very kind with crocodile, and sad that not have things that crocodile want. The next actions of crocodile we don't know. Our magazine is very upset, that things like this happen, and we think that it is 100% incorrect working of police.